Friday, July 11, 2008

Sounds Like He Used Polycarp's Lawyer

The Associated Press reports that golfer Greg Norman shelled out cash and assets worth 103 million in a divorce settlement with his ex. Not learning any lessons from this, he recently married former tennis star and serial bride Chris Evert.

This reminds me of the time a friend of mine took up with a married doctor. He was in the process of leaving his wife for her. She said it was going to cost him about $250,000 bucks to get shed of the ex. She asked me what I thought. I, in turn, asked her to kiss me. She gave me a chaste peck.

"No," I said. "Lay one of your 'let's start some trouble' kisses on me."

She shrugged her shoulders and then proceeded to pull my adenoids out.

When she was through she stepped back. "How was that?" she said.

After my lips had regained their feeling I said, "That was a lot of fun. It wasn't worth $250,000 though."

I mean, even though Chrissie is depicted here wearing the hell out of that dress, she ain't worth 103 million.

Expect a bottle of Greg Norman Estates wine to go up.


Anonymous said...

That's Chris Evert??

I need to take up tennis. Seriously.


tmfw said...

That's our Chrissie. Former tennis champ and homewrecker.

Evert's ex and Greg Norman used to be friends. He is quoted as saying, " I would take a bullet for Greg Norman. I never thought it would be fired by Greg Norman."

I think this would be Evert's 3rd or 4th.

Anonymous said...

Of course, I was most amused by the headline.