The phone buzzed about 6:30 last night. It was Uber-Mom Stef.
Me: I thought I told you not to call me at this number.
Stef: Very funny. What are you doing?
Me: I'm heading to the grocery store.
Stef: Why don't I send you a list?
Me: Text it over to me and I'll take care of it.
Stef: Don't play with my heart like that.