Dispatch From The Field

Polycarp: Who do the Razorbacks play Saturday?
tmfw: UT-Chattanooga
Polycarp: You ought to be ashamed.
tmfw: Tell it to Frank Broyles.
Polycarp: What? Was Galludet already booked?
tmfw: That was funny. As an aside, Houston Nutt knows sign language. His father was partially deaf. So is his brother. Come to think of it his brother seems to still be partially employed up there.
Polycarp: Huh?
tmfw: Never mind.
Polycarp: If they get Galludet on the schedule, Nutt can steal their signs. That's not fair.
tmfw: He'll be fired by then. He'll be pretty much fired by the first killing frost. Listen, as amusing as this is I must go. My excellent friend J is coming over to hate on Steve Spurrier while I cook on the grill. It is a Georgia Bulldog thing.
Polycarp: Tell her it is a "she needs to get a life" thing.
tmfw: To hell w/that. You tell her.
Polycarp: God no. I'm too young to die.
tmfw: There you go. Smart man. Bye.
Polycarp: Tell J I said, "Hunker down you Hairy Dogs" and all that. Bye.
tmfw: Will do. Bye.