Vox Populi: Relationship Advice

Had a conversation the other day with a friend about he and his girlfriend.

Friend: I saw an article online the other day. It was called "The Top Ten Signs Of A Failing Relationship."

Me: Yeah?

Friend: I recognized all ten.

Me: Except one.

Friend: What's that?

Me: Actually reading shit like "The Top Ten Signs Of A Failing Relationship."

Friend: Good point. Guess I'm up to eleven. Thanks a lot.

Me: That's what I'm here for.