Had a conversation the other day with a friend about he and his girlfriend.
Friend: I saw an article online the other day. It was called "The Top Ten Signs Of A Failing Relationship."
Friend: I recognized all ten.
Me: Except one.
Friend: What's that?
Me: Actually reading shit like "The Top Ten Signs Of A Failing Relationship."
Friend: Good point. Guess I'm up to eleven. Thanks a lot.
Me: That's what I'm here for.