Got a call f'rom my buddy Smitty today. I don't hear from him all that much. He only calls when he has news about former mutual friends who have blown up completely.
Today he wanted to talk about the Republican ticket.
" You know? They are on to something with Sarah Palin.'
" How so?"
" She is real cute."
"And your point is?'
" That may be all it takes."
" So are you saying that we as the male part of the electorate have regressed to the mean? "
" No. I'm just saying that we all want to fuck her."
"So if the Dems manage to blow this up as per usual they should put....what...Jenna Jameson on the ticket four years from now?"
"Why not?"
At that point I told Smitty that I needed to return to honest toil and needed to hang up.
I hate politics.
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5 comments:
Okay... do men really want to fuck somebody that clueless? And whose accent is that incredibly grating?
(Do I really want you to answer that?)
lucy
I think she's the type of woman you'd fuck and the next thing you know...she's boiling your bunny.
(Fatal Attraction/Glenn Close reference)
Floatydevice
Now that's a plausible answer, Floaty.
lucy
I read where Hustler magazine was making a porno called "Nailin' Palin".
It's a beautiful world we live in.
Singleaxis
Excellent.
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