Not From The Onion

The headline of the day appeared on Comcast's home page:

"Austrian Incest Dad Charged With Murder."

There's all kinds of stuff here that you just don't want to put on your resume.

We At tmfw Are Stunned

At a press conference yesterday, American Idol star Clay Aiken revealed that he is, indeed, gay. He also took the opportunity at that time to disclose that he is carbon based and that he breathes oxygen in case there were any questions about that either.