Tuesday, April 01, 2014
VOX POPULI: The Consultant
"So," I said to the man. "What's new with you?"
" I guess you could say that I am a consultant," he said. "That's why I'm here tonight."
"That's why you're at (insert any mall thing that you might care to)?, I asked. "Not following."
"Came over to use the Internet access at Starbucks."
Bless his heart.