Today's Wally About the Absence of Bobby Petrino from the SEC Media Day

Upon keeping things in perspective: "His crime last spring doesn't compare to Joe Paterno's or even Jim Tressel's" 

Upon making stuff up I," Petrino is in the process of picking up the pieces of his life and putting them back together."

Upon "Hey! Thanks for sharing" : "Reportedly( Yes.  "Reportedly")  he and his wife are together, living in an apartment on a golf course in Rogers,  They apparently (Yes. "Apparently.) are seen at Mass every Sunday." 

Upon making stuff up II while musing on the limits of humility: " Probably what Petrino needed even more than a dose of humbleness (Yes.  "Humbleness")  was good old fashioned family time. "

Upon making stuff up III:  " Most likely, Petrino will have to take a step back, maybe go out West, back to his roots." 

The sports zeitgeist has suggested that Bobby Petrino may be back at Arkansas after a sufficient display of humbleness.  And maybe Wally has his finger in the wind after completely blowing this story.  I don't know.  I am just speculating.  Which is different from making stuff up. 

In closing, let's keep things in perspective. 

Petrino's "crime last spring doesn't compare to Joe Paterno's or even Jim Tressel's."

Or even Jim Tressel's. 

There you have it.