Did You Hear The One About Why Jewish Husbands Die Young?

So the nice lady running the Jewish Wedding booth at today's Jewish Food Festival asks me, "Tell me Sir.  What do you think the young groom is thinking judging from the expression on his face?"  I thought for a moment.  "Oy.  How did I get myself in this situation?" "Correct!" she said.  "Of course, the bride doesn't look too happy either.  I'll try to find a more cheerful couple for next year."