A man was standing outside the Federal Building. He was smoking a cigarette and talking on a cellphone.
" Well, I'm through. It went OK I guess. What? Oh, not until 1. I don't have to see the other probation officer until 1. The one in North Little Rock."
You know it's a big day when you have appointments lined up with both the State and Federal Probation Officers.
You just can't make this stuff up.