CB: Can I park at your house for the game?
Me: Sure. I don't care.
CB: You ain't goin'?
Me: Nah. It's on TV. I got stuff to do around here.
CB: You live at (insert address here)? Right?
Me: How did you remember that?
CB: I got a lien on your house.
Me: Oh yeah.
CB: That's nothin'. Susan back at the bank that actually closed the loan has your ass on her GPS in case she has to make a quick trip to Little Rock to discuss things.
Me: Y'all's faith in me is humbling.
CB: Bidness is bidness. See you in an hour.
Me: You can park in the driveway. You got a lien on that too.