Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Vox Populi: Them Old Cotton Fields Back In Atlanta

The following is a text message from yesterday:

tmfw: Have y'all been getting all that rain out there in North Carolina?

Don: Not around here yet.

tmfw: It's been raining like crazy here. The cotton people say that the crops are dropping to the ground and mildewing.

Don: Well, when them cotton bolls get rotten you can't make very much cotton.

tmfw: This is based on personal experience right?

Don: Well, when I was just a little bitty baby my Mama would rock me in that cradle.

tmfw: I know for sure that you don't know the first damn thing about cotton farming. I know that you didn't spend your infancy in Louisiana. And for the record, there's no place in Louisiana that's just about a mile from Texarkana.

Don: I have to go now.

tmfw: Take an umbrella to work tomorrow.

Don: Bye


Polycarp said...

Not make, pick. You don't make cotton.

My texts are always better before you butcher them with your inept editing and post them without permission.

tmfw said...

Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

My goodness Mr H that is a bit harsh isn't it??