"And today we are happy to announce that Wally Hall has graciously consented to join our Communications Ministry here at the Church"

I spotted this informative sign in front of a non-denominational church not too far from my house. Apparently, they are offering a series of lectures in which they will refute the theory of evolution. If their science is no better than their grammar, which is doubtful, they will never lay a glove on Darwin.

In any event, I could not possibly make this stuff up.