Things We Know

We recently received an e-mail from a friend that had an attachment entitled " The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women."

When opened, the attachment showed the numbers 1-10 with nothing listed besides them.

FunnnEEEE!

Well, we don't know much about women but we know a few things. And so, on this the maiden voyage (sorry) of TMFW, we make bold to set out :

THE TEN THINGS TMFW KNOWS ABOUT WOMEN

1) Their Moms? Don't go there.

2) They always know when you look at another woman in the room.

3) Her story about how many sex partners she has had is bullshit.

4) So what? So is yours.

5) Their Daddies? You really don't want to go there.

6) Women, as a rule, like to talk on the phone more than guys.

6 a) Hence, "Caller ID" was probably invented by a man.

7) Women hate it when a guy gives them lingerie or roses. Roses are a cliche and mark you for the amateur that you are. There is a saying in the theatre to the effect that when you put a gun over the fireplace in the first act, you have to use it by the third. She is thinking along these lines when you try to give her lingerie.

8) Women love men who cook. What the hell, even if you screw it all up she will be touched by the attempt.

9) Women's intuition is pretty much bullshit except for dealing with small children.

10) She knows a hell of a lot more about cars and sports than you think.

10a) She knows a hell of a lot more about a lot of stuff than you think.

All knowledge does not reside with us here at TMFW. Feel free to add to this list as you see fit.